MaeEllen was the first person in Columbia County, NY to be born in a bathtub. Since then, she has earned such distinctions as the only first-grader to make it to the top of the climbing wall, the most likely middle-schooler to wear a tunic to class and the only person in history to accidentally bake 14 pans of sticky toffee pudding. She splits a mean infinitive. A drama student at New York University, MaeEllen resides in Manhattan with two roommates and an imaginary owl named Wigpidgeon.

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